首先要記住4月1號這天是愚人節(jié),在這一天,凡事都先用腦子想一想,然后再決定下一步的行動。在沒有想好以前,暫且認為全是假的,不要輕易相信任何事情。等確認無誤以后,再做出反映不遲。同時要具備反擊的能力,爭取主動,不讓別人牽著你的鼻子走。
First of all, Remember April 1 is April Fool's day. On this day, you should think about everything with your mind before you decide what to do next. Before I think it over, I think it's all fake. Don't believe anything easily. After confirmation, it is not late to make a response. At the same time, you should have the ability to fight back, strive for initiative, and don't let others lead you by the nose.
第一招:順水推舟
The first move: push the boat along the water
愚人節(jié)騙人招數(shù)中最常見的就是朋友通知你馬上去做什么事情。這時候你不妨順著他的話說下去,最好比他說的還要真,還要嚴重,不自覺地和他對換角色,讓他進入云里霧里,辨不清東南西北,最后反倒愚者自愚了。記住,千萬不要相信他,否則你很有可能會成為他這一整天笑話的把柄。
The most common way to cheat on April Fool's Day is to let your friends tell you what to do right away. At this time, you might as well follow his words. It's better to be more true than what he said. It's even more serious. Unconsciously, you can change roles with him, let him go into the clouds and fog. You can't distinguish between the southeast and the northwest, and finally the fool is stupid. Remember, don't trust him, or you'll probably be the butt of his jokes all day.
第二招:裝傻充愣www.zuowenla.cn
Second move: pretend to be stupid
許多男生在愚人節(jié)時遭到女生襲擊,這一招就是教給男生如何“反襲擊”的密技。當你身邊漂亮的女生在愚人節(jié)這一天向你暗送秋天的“菠菜”時,可不要輕易接招,要小心菠菜里裹著的“定時炸彈”。否則一旦你欣喜若狂地接下,“炸彈”立刻就會爆炸,笑得她直不起腰來。當然對美女也沒有必要以牙還牙,面子還是要給的。最好的辦法就是假裝什么都沒看見,什么都沒聽明白,還要熱心地幫她找“菠菜”接收點。這樣她也就不好意思再演下去,只得偃旗息鼓了,反愚行動再次成功。
Many boys are attacked by girls on April Fool's day. This is to teach boys how to "counter attack". When you are surrounded by beautiful girls on April Fool's day to send you dark "Spinach" in autumn, don't take it easy, be careful of the "time bomb" wrapped in spinach. Otherwise, once you are ecstatic to pick up the bomb, it will explode immediately and make her unable to stand up. Of course, there's no need to give a tit for a tooth to a beautiful woman. Face is still given. The best way is to pretend that you don't see anything, you don't understand anything, and you need to help her find the "Spinach" reception point. In this way, she would be embarrassed to go on playing again, so she had to stop fighting against ignorance and succeed again.
第三招:戰(zhàn)線同盟
Third move: front alliance
如果有人在這一天想騙你但是被你看穿了,你大可以將他收服,然后成立統(tǒng)一戰(zhàn)線聯(lián)盟,合二人之力去開創(chuàng)更為廣闊的天地,騙倒更多人。畢竟人多力量大,兩人合伙騙人的可信度要比單兵作戰(zhàn)時強得多哦!如此一來,少了一個“敵人”,多了一個“戰(zhàn)友”,變被動為主動,何樂而不為?
If someone wants to cheat you on this day but you see through him, you can take him in, and then establish a united front alliance to create a broader world and cheat more people. After all, the power of many people, the credibility of two people's partnership deception is much better than when fighting alone! In this way, with one less "enemy" and one more "comrades in arms", we can change from passive to active. Why not?
第四招:借花獻佛
The fourth move: offering flowers to Buddha
如果愚人節(jié)這一天領(lǐng)導也來湊份子,可是一件不大好對付的事,畢竟是領(lǐng)導,深了不是,淺了也不好,可怎么辦?不用發(fā)愁,我們有防騙兵法!如果領(lǐng)導向你發(fā)難,比如騙你說某某病了,讓你掏錢去給他買東西,你可以假裝不知真相,先按照他的指示去做,然后把他的指示告訴大家,再告訴大家由領(lǐng)導結(jié)賬,這時,在大家的擁護聲中,生米已經(jīng)煮成熟飯,在愚人節(jié)里,他也多半不會介意。
If on April Fool's Day leaders come to join in, but it's not easy to deal with. After all, it's leaders. If it's deep, it's shallow, it's not good. What can we do? Don't worry, we have anti fraud tactics! If the leader challenges you, such as telling you that someone is ill and asking you to buy something for him, you can pretend that you don't know the truth, do it according to his instructions first, and then tell you his instructions, and then tell you that the leader will pay the bill. At this time, in the support of everyone, raw rice has cooked mature rice, and on April Fool's day, he probably won't mind.
第五招:百變金剛www.zuowenla.cn
Fifth move: King Kong
這可是愚人節(jié)這天最有可能發(fā)生的被愚狀況,要注意了。如果接到電話,稱你的電話費、手機費、住房貸款等費用沒有及時繳納,要做出懲罰時,先認真聽聽講話人的聲音是不是熟人,朋友很可能用這種方法愚你一下子。如果聽出聲音果然是熟人,不妨將計就計,給他來個大變身,換個身份假裝其他人,讓他以為撥錯電話號碼,尷尬、尷尬他。
This is the most likely situation of being fooled on April Fool's day. Pay attention. If you receive a phone call and claim that your phone fee, mobile phone fee, housing loan and other fees have not been paid in time, when you want to make a punishment, first listen carefully to the voice of the speaker whether you are acquaintances, friends are likely to fool you in this way. If you can hear that the voice is really an acquaintance, you may as well plan to make a big change for him, change his identity and pretend to be someone else, making him think that he dialed the wrong number, embarrassing and embarrassing him.
第六招:單刀直入
Sixth move: direct entry
發(fā)現(xiàn)有人騙你,第一句話就直接拆穿他,不和他繞圈子,以顯示你的英明神勇。這一招是最直接、最簡明的做法,干凈利落,短平。
If you find someone lying to you, you can directly break him down in the first sentence, and don't go around with him to show your wisdom and courage. This is the most direct and concise way to do it. It's clean, neat and short.
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