英文諷刺人的句子目錄
諷刺人虛偽的英文句子
求幾一些英語嘲諷人的句子
1. \"You must have a photographic memory because you seem to forget everything else.\"。
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2. \"You're not the brightest bulb in the box, are you?\"。
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3. \"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.\"。
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4. \"I would love to have a battle of wits with you, but I see you came unarmed.\"。
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5. \"You're so shallow, you could drown in a puddle of your own thoughts.\"。
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6. \"You have the social skills of a brick wall.\"。
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7. \"I'm not saying you're stupid, but you make me miss the days of dial-up internet.\"。
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8. \"If you were any more clueless, you'd have to be put on a milk carton.\"。
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9. \"I'm sorry, I don't speak 'idiot'.\"。
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10. \"You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but you're definitely the rustiest.\""。
1. Shut up!閉嘴!
2. Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.直譯:有些人就像Slinkies(彈簧玩具),沒什么實(shí)在用處,但看他們在樓梯上倒騰來搗騰去還是很有喜感。
3. 你的卑鄙與你的相貌真是有的一比。
4. You stupid jerk!你這xxx!
5. Cool/Great/Awesome/Lovely
6. 哪怕是最沒有希望的事情,只要有一個(gè)勇敢者去堅(jiān)持做,到最后就會擁有希望。
7. 有時(shí)候虛偽是人最直接的一面,因?yàn)樘搨伪旧碇挥刑搨巍?/p>
8. 罵你是狗屎那是對狗屎的侮辱。
9. I’ve had such a great time.
10. Oh really ?
11. 如果十年后我未娶,你未嫁,那我們太慘了,真的太慘了。
12. You stupid jerk!你這蛇精病!
13. The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best
14. 人生,就是一場與生活的較量。
你付出多少,生活便回贈你多少。
船停在碼頭是最安全的,但那不是造船的目的英文短句勵(lì)志正能量;人呆在家里是最舒服的,但那不是人生的追求。
15. 《雜作》明董應(yīng)舉小官事大官,曲意逢其喜。
16. You chicken! 你這膽小鬼!
17. 虛偽不可能創(chuàng)造任何東西,因?yàn)樘搨伪旧硎裁匆膊皇恰?/p>
18. sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching.直譯:偶爾要回頭看看,否則永遠(yuǎn)都在追尋,而不知道自己失去了什么。
19. Knock it off. 別跟我來這套。
20. 你別老在我面前炫耀你的智商,一個(gè)人越是炫耀什么,越是缺什么。
如下:
1、Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasnt watching.
他肯定是趁著救生員不備,跳進(jìn)基因池。
2、A room temperature IQ.
IQ和室溫一樣高。
3、During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.
進(jìn)化時(shí),他的祖先肯定是當(dāng)權(quán)者。
(意思是要不是走后門,他怎么有機(jī)會進(jìn)化成人)
4、He has two brains; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
他有兩個(gè)大腦,一個(gè)丟了,另一個(gè)去找了。
5、If he were any more stupid, hed have to be watered twice a week.
如果他再笨點(diǎn),就要一周給他澆兩次水了(把他當(dāng)作植物看待)
6、Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; but he just gargled.
別人暢飲智慧之泉,他只是拿來漱口。
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