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很經典的老友記第一季第一場，可以去掉Phoebe101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate[ Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross: I just feel like someone reached downmy throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... Chandler: Cookie? Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey:Ohh. Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. Ross: Thanks. Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay? Phoebe: Fine! Be murky! Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy. Monica: No you don't. Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me! Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian... Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know? 嗨。
這家伙向我打招呼時我就想自殺。
你還好吧
我感覺有人把手伸入我的喉嚨，抓起我的腸子，從我的口中取出，然后綁在我脖上……餅干
卡羅今天把她的東西搬走了。
-我幫你泡杯咖啡，謝了。
不要……別清理我的靈氣。
可是……別碰我的靈氣就是了。
好吧，保持晦氣
我會沒事的，真的，我祝她幸福。
-不，你不會的，沒錯，-我不會的，去她的，她甩掉我
而且你一直都不知道她是女同性戀者。
沒有
行了吧
為何大家都圍著這個話題打轉
連她不知道，我怎會知道
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud? Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., I'llnever have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren. was what? A wrong number? Ross: Sorry. Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is? (Rossgestures his consent.) Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones! Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again! 參考
《ICE AGE3》里面36分鐘往后有個很精彩的4人劇情，不過要表演的話，需要一點搞笑天賦哦。
灰姑娘劇本 ~自己挑吧 差不多都四個人 The first field Narrator: long long ago, there was a lovely girl, her name is Alice, her mother died, her dad loves her. Father (appearances, holding the gift) : dear daughter, this gift is for you, do you like it? Alice (do) surprise: oh! Thank you, dad! Dad: my dear daughter, I wish you happy forever! Alice: but dear daddy, I feel a bit hungry. Dad: I'm sorry, I'll give you cook Dad exits. Alice exits. Narrator: but the day of her father and find a new mom, look, her stepmother and her sister to the new. Stepmother lead two girls. Stepmother: Helen, Jenny, look, what a beautiful house! Helen: yes, there are many fruits, apples, bananas, mango, and litchi! Oh! I love them to death! Jenny (pointing to a pile of laundry) : mom, you see, and beautiful clothes, I like this!!!!!!!!!! Alice () : oh, can't play, that is me! It is the father bought my new clothes! Jenny: you are? Mom, she is??? Stepmother: she is your sister, fine, Alice, go, go to clean the house cook for us! Alice: why? I am not your servant! Stepmother: but from now on, you are our servants!!!!!!!! Alice injustice of the exits. Narrator: since then, Alice became servants of their work day, her, she has no house, no good to eat her clothes to wear, no more dirty, so she called the people around her Cinderella. The second game Knock on the door. Stepmother: what? Soldier: I am. I'm from the soldiers, good morning, madam! This is for you and your daughter. Stepmother: what is it? Jenny! Helen! Good news! Palace will have a huge party, the prince shall choose one from inside the girls do his princess! Jenny and Helen, Whoa! I will be the princess! Stepmother: daughters, hurry up! You must put on your most beautiful clothes, the beautiful dress! Jenny and Helen next, dress up. Alice: mom, I also want to go! Stepmother: will you? Look at yourself, so dirty so ugly! The daughters, ready? We go! Stepmother and sisters exits. Alice (crying) : oh, I really want to go, what should I do? The fairy The fairy: poor girl, let me help you! (to remove the apron, Alice, clothing, love Liz to dance and dance, but remember, you must come back before twelve o 'clock, everything will change back to the same. Alice: thank you fairy elder sister! The fairy: be careful, don't forget the time! Alice: oh, I won't forget! Alice exits. The fairy exits. The third field King: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to attend the party, I am your king of Kings. Tonight, we will choose a prince of the most beautiful girl became his most kind of princess Diana, now, young girls, please come to the dance. Some woman, sir. dance King: how do you like the girl? Prince: no, don't like. Cinderella King: wow! Look at that pretty girl, she! Prince: beautiful girl, could I ask you to dance? Alice: oh, yes, I would. Alice, prince dance. Twelve ZhongZhong ring Alice: oh, dear, it is time to go, I must go! Alice flurried exits. Drop slipper. Prince: wait! Wait! What's your name? The prince picked up slipper. The prince (at) : my slipper must find you! My soldiers? ! Soldier a, b: in! Prince: put the shoes to every family, you must find the girl! Soldier a, b: yes! Aye! The fourth field Stepmother: what's the matter? Big officer? Soldier a: respect, you young lady miss? Soldier b: a lovely girl at the ball off her shoes, the prince wants to find her, and she got married. Helen: let me try let me try! This is my shoes! Helen tried shoes. Soldier a: oh, I'm sorry, shoes are too small, not your shoes Jenny: I was I, let I to try! Soldier b: oh, it's not you, it's too big. Stepmother: hi! Maybe it's me! Let me try and! Soldier b: oh, my god! It is probably not for you. Your other young lady? Alice. Alice: hello, sir, may I try it on? Stepmother: you? Roll! Helen: look at you! Jenny: ugly and dirty! Soldier a: no, ladies, let her try. Here, miss, please put on it. Alice: thank you! Soldier a: b, too perfect, it is you! Soldier a telephone call, (out) : 5535240 The prince (call), in the corner appearance: hello! I am a prince Soldier a: your highness, news, we found this beautiful girl! Prince: really? Was really too good! I'll arrive at the moment! The prince arrived. Prince: oh, I love the girl, I love you! Leave it with me and be my wife, will you? Alice: oh, I like! Stepmother: why, my sister and will be like this? Narrator: this is the end of the story, Alice found her happiness, love Liz and prince have happiness of life together. 翻譯： 第一場 旁白：很久很久以前，有一個可愛的姑娘，她的名字叫愛莉斯，她的媽媽死了，她的爸爸很愛她。
爸爸（出場、手捧禮物）：親愛的女兒，這個禮物是給你的，你喜歡它嗎
愛莉斯（做驚喜狀）：噢
謝謝你，爸爸
爸爸：我親愛的女兒，我愿你永遠快樂
愛莉斯：不過親愛的爸爸，我肚子有些餓了。
爸爸：我很抱歉，我馬上給你做飯 爸爸退場。
退場。
旁白：可是一天她的父親又找了一個新媽媽，看，她的后母和她的新姐姐們來了。
后母帶領兩個女孩出場。
后母：，，看，多么漂亮的房子啊
：對，還有許多水果，蘋果啊，香蕉啊，芒果啊，還有荔枝
喔
我愛死它們了
（指向一堆衣物）：媽媽，你看，還有漂亮的衣服，我喜歡這個
愛莉斯（出場）：噢，不行，那是我的
那是爸爸買給我的新衣服
：你是哪個
媽媽，她是哪個 后母：她是你們的妹妹，沒事，愛莉斯，去，快去打掃屋子給我們做飯
愛莉斯：為什么啊
我不是你們的仆人呀
后母：但是從現在起，你就是我們的仆人了
委屈的退場。
旁白：從那以后，愛莉斯就變成了她們的仆人，她從早到晚的干活，她沒有屋子住，她沒有好東西吃，也沒有衣服可穿，她越來越臟，所以周圍的人都叫她灰姑娘。
第二場 敲門聲響起。
后母：哪個啊
士兵：是我，我是來自王宮的士兵，早上好，女士
這是給你和你女兒的。
后母：是什么啊
珍妮
好消息
王宮將會有個盛大的舞會，王子要從姑娘們里面選一位做他的王妃
珍妮和海倫；哇噻
我將會是王妃
后母：女兒們，快點
你們一定要穿上你們最最漂亮的衣服，打扮的漂亮點
珍妮和海倫下場、打扮。
愛莉斯：媽媽，我也很想去
后母：就你
看看你自己，這么臟這么丑
女兒們，準備好了么
我們快走
后母和姐姐們退場。
愛莉斯（哭泣）：噢，我真的很想去，我該怎么辦才好
仙女出場 仙女：可憐的小姑娘，讓我來幫助你
（給去掉圍裙、套上衣物）愛莉斯，去舞會跳舞吧，不過要記住，你必須得在十二點鐘前回來，否則一切將會變回原樣。
愛莉斯：謝謝你仙女姐姐
仙女：當心點，別忘記時間
愛莉斯：噢，我不會忘記的
愛麗絲退場。
仙女退場。
第三場 國王：女士們，先生們，歡迎參加這次的王宮舞會，我是你們的國王。
今晚，我們的王子將會選出一位最漂亮最善良的女孩成為他的王妃，現在，年輕的女孩們，請來到中央起舞吧。
若干名女士、先生出場。
起舞 國王：怎么樣，你喜歡哪個女孩
王子：不，一個都不喜歡。
灰姑娘出場 國王：哇
看那個女孩，她好漂亮
王子：美麗的姑娘，我可以請你跳舞嗎
愛莉斯：噢，是的，我愿意。
愛麗絲、王子起舞。
十二點鐘鐘響 愛莉斯：噢，天哪，是時候該回去了，我必須得走
愛麗絲慌忙退場。
掉落水晶鞋。
王子：等等
等等
你叫什么
王子撿起水晶鞋。
王子（凝視水晶鞋）：我一定要找到你
我的士兵呢
士兵甲、乙：在
王子：把這只鞋子拿到每家每戶，你們必須要找到這個女孩
士兵甲、乙：是的
遵命
第四場 后母：有什么事嗎
官大爺
士兵甲：尊敬的女士，你們家有年輕的小姐嗎
士兵乙：一位可愛的姑娘在舞會上掉了她的鞋子，王子想找到她和她結婚。
海倫：讓我試讓我試
這只鞋子是我的
海倫試鞋。
士兵甲：哦，對不起，鞋子太小了，不是你的鞋 珍妮：是我的是我的，讓我來試試
士兵乙：哦它不是你的，它太大了。
后母：嗨
也許是我的呢
讓我試試撒
士兵乙：哦，我的老天
它不可能是你的。
你家還有其他的小姐嗎
愛麗絲出場。
愛莉斯：你好，先生，我可以試一試嗎
后母：你
滾
海倫：看看你自己
珍妮：又丑又臟
士兵甲：不，女士們，讓她試試。
過來，小姐，請穿上它。
愛莉斯：謝謝
士兵甲、乙合：太完美了，它就是你的
士兵甲（掏出電話、打電話）：——⊙﹏⊙b汗誰編的~ 王子（在角落出場、打電話）：你好
我是王子 士兵甲：殿下，好消息，我們找到了這位漂亮的女孩了
王子：真的
真的是太好了
我會在第一時間內趕到
王子趕到。
王子：噢，我最愛的姑娘，我愛你
和我一起離開這，做我的妻子，你愿意嗎
愛莉斯：噢，我愿意
后母和姐姐們：為什么會這樣
旁白：這就是故事的結局，愛莉斯最終找到了她的幸福，愛莉斯和王子從此幸福的生活在一起.
國外的很多電影都是英語對話的，敢死隊 這個些列的都是可以
滿意的話會加大
全男
其實你可以考慮變成3人對話，另外一人念旁白偉大的辯論家（很多地方都可節選）克萊默夫婦（法庭對峙）（你要是水平夠而且記得住就用“偉大的辯論家”，就用主角決賽的那一段最合適，因為影片的那個時代辯論賽是2v2的 建議你先看看片子，相當不錯的劇情片，丹澤爾華盛頓主演）
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